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A bodybuilder's abs, and a goat in a bow tie to hide everything.
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This funny men’s kitchen apron is printed with a chiselled torso, with a grinning goat right in the middle, wearing a red bow tie, with hearts around its head. That is the whole joke.
The pun is a well-known one in French, where “making someone a goat” means driving them up the wall. It suits the cook who runs everyone ragged at the stove. The thin fabric weighs very little, and a strap holds it at the neck.
Slip it into a party gift with a goat’s cheese, to carry the joke on to the cheese board. Your guests will laugh twice.
Measurements
73 cm high and 57 cm wide.
Fabric
Polyester
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Within 48 working hours. Delivery is tracked and free, with no minimum order.
You have 30 days to change your mind. Returns conditions
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