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An oval ball held exactly where it needs to be, and a full sleeve of tattoos.
Free tracked delivery, no minimum order
30 days to change your mind
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A stadium version of the funny men’s kitchen apron: it shows a naked American football player, tattooed from shoulder to wrist, hiding the essentials behind his oval ball. In the background, packed stands and flags.
As for the fabric, it is thin polyester. A dark cord goes behind the head; at the waist, two ties. The illusion works from the front, when you serve the plates. From the back, nothing gives the joke away.
Bring it out on the night of a big televised match, when friends arrive with the crisps. Whoever is cooking becomes the half-time show. For a fan, it is a present that scores.
Measurements
73 cm high and 57 cm wide.
Fabric
Polyester
When you order, enter the address of the person you’re giving it to. The parcel goes straight to them, with no price inside.
Compare its measurements with an apron already worn at home.
A birthday, Father’s Day? Write to us with the date before ordering and we’ll tell you whether it’s possible.
Within 48 working hours. Delivery is tracked and free, with no minimum order.
You have 30 days to change your mind. Returns conditions
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